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Skyrim Players Will Understand...Probably (Pt. 2)

  • Me:

    *Completely miscalculates, jumps off hill, dies* Dammit.

  • Stormcloak Guard:

    Wait...I know you.

  • Me:

    No, you fucking don't. Shut up.

  • Me:

    Oh that locations too far...*fast travels*

  • Me:

    Oh that location is just around that mountain..better walk around it.............El oh el, nah, I'll just attempt a few lucky jumps up the mountain, and try not to fall on the other side. :D

  • (For certain people) Me:

    I get to choose his name? *rushes through and presses a shit load of buttons, skipping that part* OH NO, SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO BE "PRISONER." I WANT TO BE DEQUANTE WILLIAMSSSS. (That was actually a name choice...o_o)

  • Brenuin:

    My favorite drinking buddy! Let's go get some mead!

  • Me:

    Stop it, you. :3

  • Me:

    *fucking with the game skill level settings, sets it on Master* Heheh.

  • Spiders, bears, and sabre cats:

    Oh the highest level? I guess it's okay to attack you all at once!

  • Me:

    Shit.

  • Me:

    *Accidently uses Unrelenting Force in a town* Shit.

  • Me:

    *Accidentally "steals" an item* Shit.

  • Me:

    *Uses up health potions* Shit.

  • Me:

    *Dies* OHSHIT DID I SAVE?

  • Warlord:

    *Emerges*

  • Me:

    Well I'm fucked.

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