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Me:
*Completely miscalculates, jumps off hill, dies* Dammit.
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Stormcloak Guard:
Wait...I know you.
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Me:
No, you fucking don't. Shut up.
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Me:
Oh that locations too far...*fast travels*
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Me:
Oh that location is just around that mountain..better walk around it.............El oh el, nah, I'll just attempt a few lucky jumps up the mountain, and try not to fall on the other side. :D
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(For certain people) Me:
I get to choose his name? *rushes through and presses a shit load of buttons, skipping that part* OH NO, SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO BE "PRISONER." I WANT TO BE DEQUANTE WILLIAMSSSS. (That was actually a name choice...o_o)
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Brenuin:
My favorite drinking buddy! Let's go get some mead!
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Me:
Stop it, you. :3
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Me:
*fucking with the game skill level settings, sets it on Master* Heheh.
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Spiders, bears, and sabre cats:
Oh the highest level? I guess it's okay to attack you all at once!
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Me:
Shit.
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Me:
*Accidently uses Unrelenting Force in a town* Shit.
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Me:
*Accidentally "steals" an item* Shit.
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Me:
*Uses up health potions* Shit.
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Me:
*Dies* OHSHIT DID I SAVE?
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Warlord:
*Emerges*
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Me:
Well I'm fucked.