June 2013
28 posts
Play
Skyrim Players Will Understand...Probably (Pt. 2)
- Me: *Completely miscalculates, jumps off hill, dies* Dammit.
- Stormcloak Guard: Wait...I know you.
- Me: No, you fucking don't. Shut up.
- Me: Oh that locations too far...*fast travels*
- Me: Oh that location is just around that mountain..better walk around it.............El oh el, nah, I'll just attempt a few lucky jumps up the mountain, and try not to fall on the other side. :D
- (For certain people) Me: I get to choose his name? *rushes through and presses a shit load of buttons, skipping that part* OH NO, SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO BE "PRISONER." I WANT TO BE DEQUANTE WILLIAMSSSS. (That was actually a name choice...o_o)
- Brenuin: My favorite drinking buddy! Let's go get some mead!
- Me: Stop it, you. :3
- Me: *fucking with the game skill level settings, sets it on Master* Heheh.
- Spiders, bears, and sabre cats: Oh the highest level? I guess it's okay to attack you all at once!
- Me: Shit.
- Me: *Accidently uses Unrelenting Force in a town* Shit.
- Me: *Accidentally "steals" an item* Shit.
- Me: *Uses up health potions* Shit.
- Me: *Dies* OHSHIT DID I SAVE?
- Warlord: *Emerges*
- Me: Well I'm fucked.
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May 2013
81 posts
I Never Came
Queens Of The Stone Age
Great song
